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Hi, my name is Wendy. I am a klutz.

I drop everything, including myself on occasion. I am not allowed to take off my wedding rings or engagement ring in public places. There’s at least and 80% chance that suddenly, for no explicable reason, a trio of musical pings will soon follow as they hit the ground. And heaven help me if the floor is carpeted. Good luck finding them then!

It goes beyond that, however. I’m a typing klutz as well. My story, and I’m sticking to it, is that my brain is moving faster than my hands. I leave off ‘s’s, I drop letters, I make mistakes like “I am ore than that” in place of “I am more than that” and many many more hilariously bad examples of typing: “What not to do” with a keyboard. If you can think of a typing error, I’m pretty sure I can put a check mark beside it. (And for you literal minded people, *cough* dear husband *cough*, I refuse to even address the other ‘what not to do’s’ I have committed with a keyboard. We will not be discussing milk today.)

There was a point to this…oh, yes. Script. So, yeah, I have this script thing. It’s going to be handed over early next week, I hope. In deference to my typing faux pas, I have let a few people read it. It’s more than a smidge embarrassing to see page after page of marks with the most mundane of errors – ‘shp’ instead of ‘shop’, ‘her’ instead of ‘here’, ‘co-works’ instead of ‘co-workers’.

That 14th ‘s’ you forgot, it really sticks with you.

But, I’m happy to report that aside from typing errors it seems to be well-received in this small group who’ve seen it. The 2 who watch the show say it sounds like a real episode and in an equally glowing compliment, the 2 who don’t watch now want to watch the show. I’m pulling in fans. Yeah!

So who else will see it? Well, we’re doing something very cool with our scripts next week. I can’t say more. But a couple of weeks after that, before the next season premiers, we should be posting them publicly for anyone willing to have a peek. Even in script format, I think they’ll be a fun read.

Mmm, pie….

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Dreams

How Dr. Horrible

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Pillow Talk

No, not that kind. Sorry!
That kind.

We’ve talked pillows for a very long time. For the nearly 3 years of our marriage we have used pillows that my husband had before he met me. Flat and shapeless do not begin to describe. Something had to change, and the pillow talk began.

2 years ago.

We talked, we poked, we prodded, we even bought one a time or two but they barely made it out of the package before being returned. Enough is enough though, and this weekend we set out to hit Bed Bath and Beyond and not leave without new pillows, no matter the cost.

We got out surprisingly cheap, in the end. We squished and fluffed a long row of selections and walked out with 2 new pillows. (We actually walked right back into the store to look at sheets, but that’s another story entirely.)

So. We get them home. Our old sheets were in the wash at the time so the new pillows, freshly de-bagged, sat perkily in their new spots with the bed spread beneath. Thoughts?

Wow those things are huge

After a bit, the sheets are done and my husband makes the bed. I pass through the room again to see the new pillows looking not unlike a large sack of potatoes stuffed into a tiny bag. More foreshadowing, completely missed. But, I’ll skip ahead a bit: bed time.

The sack of potatoes simile returns here, if not for texture, definitely for size. Huge is an understatement. I’ve never heard so much pillow punching. Shift. Beat pillow. Shift. Shift. Vigorously beat pillow. Rinse and repeat. Night 2 wasn’t quite as bad. But it is a reasonable possibility that I was too tired from the previous restless night to care.

So, I for one, am left hoping the flatten quickly. But only a little. Is it possible to find the perfect pillow, that stays perfect for a reasonable amount of time?

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I recently rediscovered a favorite show from my childhood on Hulu: The A-Team. I absolutely love this show, for so many reasons. Every character is so unique and fun:

Hannibal – Colonel John Smith; The leader; The Brains; “I love it when a plan comes together”
Faceman – The con artist; The procurer; If they need it, he gets it.
Murdoch – The pilot; The hilariously insane one
BA Baracus – The muscle; The philosopher; The caretaker of the weak

Here’s one moment of many that just makes me laugh.

Face: Murdoch, what’s going to happen?
Murdoch: It looks like we goin to crash.
Face: Oh c’mon, really, what’s going to happen?
Murdoch: It looks like we gonna crash. And die.

This is right after Murdoch admits to Hannibal that he stole they plane they are currently using from a repair line. And that the plane is unfixed because obviously “they start to miss ’em once they been fixed.”

Mr. T (B.A. Baracus) happens to be especially quotable. There’s a consistent theme in the show that BA hates to fly. Every time they need him to fly they have to drug him and I enjoy all the different ways they trick him, both onto the flight, and afterwards when they try to hide it from him. BA stands for Bad Attitude and he’s not afraid to show it.

In one scene from the episode I’m currently watching, they are carrying him away from the plane so he won’t know he flew.

Face: Maybe it would help if we took the jewelry off.
Murdoch: No, I don’t think we can. I think he’s got it hooked up to a burglar alarm.

Later he figures it out and this quick exchange follows:

BA: Murdoch crashed the plane, didn’t he?
Murdoch: No, no no no no no. I simply relocated the aircraft with extreme prejudice because of a total loss of thrust and lift functions!
BA: You crashed it, sucka!

BA: BA Baracus gonna take that lie outta each and every one a your hides.

I could really go on forever. It’s a hilarious and highly quotable show. I recommend it to everyone.

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Late Update

It’s been a very busy week! I’ve gotten some great feedback on my script from my husband and a good friend and Bones fan. One more friend read it, but she doesn’t watch the show. She does read Kathy Reichs’ books however, and while she couldn’t help me on specifics related to the show, she did call like the story and, in what I consider a high compliment, said that it made her want to watch the show. Yay!

Today has been a very busy day with Bones cast and the creator appearing at Comic-Con yesterday. I’ve made countless posts as information comes in and spent a lot of time organizing a special podcast with a couple of people who saw the Bones panel first hand. I’m very jealous of these people, especially the one who squeaked his way behind the scenes and had a private one-on-one with David Boreanaz. He’s one lucky man!

Tomorrow though, aside from the interviews with the lucky ones, I will be focusing heavily on The Final Draft of my script. It’s time to rid myself of the scourge of typos and word omissions, fill in those last few holes, and proclaim it ‘done’.

And then?

More writing, of course! I thought of a new story even today. It’s not remotely Bones related but it could be an interesting movie ride…

It is very true: The Stories Never Stop

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Writing Update

I’ve got updates I can share, and some I can’t. But the first draft is basically done. I have a couple of lines to fill in and one scene that’s not in the document because I’ve written it multiple ways but otherwise…it’s in the bag.

I will be doing a lot of editing, especially to formatting. Jamie, my partner in this script debate, told me about The Screenwriter’s Bible, by David Trottier. I resisted pulling it out until the draft was done so I wouldn’t mire myself in the technical, and I’m glad I stuck to that choice. It’s already a revelation that I wish I’d had in my hands back when I submitted my pilot competition script, but that can’t be helped. It will, however, greatly help me now.

Jamie did score us some science help, thankfully. A real bona fide professor and coroner who was willing to take some time to answer some wild questions for nothing but sincere and heartfelt thanks. And boy am I grateful. He didn’t answer every single question I posed (I did send at least 15 after all) but what he shared was invaluable and went a long way to rest my mind on the scary science. I’m still guessing on parts but he saved me from at least one big goof.

My script is over budget on length by at least 7-8 pages. Hopefully the bulk of that will be taken care of when I go back through the dialog in a couple of days and tighten it all up. My goal was 60 and I’m happier being slightly over than any bit under.

No matter what, I’ve really enjoyed writing this. I’ve written a rather long fanfiction story with the characters in their happily-ever-after glow but I have to admit…it’s a million times more fun to write them as they are now: bickering, teasing, and hopeful for their futures.

I just hope it’s a good story!

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Silly Tests

I’m kind of offended I didn’t score higher.


I am nerdier than 74% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!

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